4gifs:

German Shepherd confronts backyard ‘intruder’. [video]

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llehnsherr:

                                      oh, the way you burn like a sun 
                                                         like a whole screaming world on fire

evilqueenofgallifrey:

I will never for one second think the Master is ever actually dead but

two versions of them laughing maniacally while dying after having stabbed/shot each other out of spite is literally the fucking funniest and most in character way that asshole could go

the-real-ted-cruz:

sixthrock:

horhardaho:

australianpikachu:

the unholy trio

don’t forget

i have been staring at the sky one for 5 minutes what is it trying to say

heroofthreefaces:

animate-mush:

thephilosophersapprentice:

lira-mira:

phantity:

rumpelstiltskin-wait:

ellejello:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

powerhousearena:

When you’ve dedicated your life to words, it’s important to go out eloquently.

1. Ernest Hemingway: “Goodnight my kitten.” Spoken to his wife before he killed himself.
2. Jane Austen: “I want nothing but death.” In response to her sister, Cassandra, who was asking her if she wanted anything.
3. J.M Barrie: “I can’t sleep.”
   
4. L. Frank Baum: “Now I can cross the shifting sands.”
5. Edgar Allan Poe: “Lord help my poor soul.”
6. Thomas Hobbes: “I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap into the dark,”
   
7. Alfred Jarry: “I am dying…please, bring me a toothpick.”
8. Hunter S. Thompson: “Relax — this won’t hurt.”
9. Henrik Ibsen: “On the contrary!”
10. Anton Chekhov: “I haven’t had champagne for a long time.”
11. Mark Twain: “Good bye. If we meet—” Spoken to his daughter Clara.
12. Louisa May Alcott: “Is it not meningitis?” Alcott did not have meningitis, though she believed it to be so. She died from mercury poison.
13. Jean Cocteau: “Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying.”
14. Washington Irving: “I have to set my pillows one more night, when will this end already?”
15. Leo Tolstoy: “But the peasants…how do the peasants die?”
16. Hans Christian Andersen: “Don’t ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.”
17. Charles Dickens: “On the ground!” He suffered a stroke outside his home and was asking to be laid on the ground.
18. H.G. Wells: “Go away! I’m all right.” He didn’t know he was dying.
19. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: “More light.”
20. W.C. Fields: “Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!” “Carlotta” was Carlotta Monti, actress and his mistress.
21. Voltaire: “Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.” When asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
22. Dylan Thomas: “I’ve had 18 straight whiskies…I think that’s the record.”
    
23. George Bernard Shaw: “Dying is easy, comedy is hard.”
24. Henry David Thoreau: “Moose…Indian.”
25. James Joyce: “Does nobody understand?”

26. Oscar Wilde: “Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.”
27. Bob Hope: “Surprise me.” He was responding to his wife asking where he wanted to be buried.

reblogging because of Voltaire though

“Please, bring me a toothpick”

I’m quite disappointed that my absolute favourite has been missed off here:
28. Roald Dahl’s last words are commonly believed to be “you know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much!” which are the perfect last words. But, after he appeared to fall unconscious, a nurse injected him with morphine to ease his passing. His actual last words were a whispered “ow, fuck”

Oscar Wilde: “Either the wallpaper goes or I do”

Evidently, the wallpaper stayed

Cocteau’s sound like a quote from “Heaven Sent”?! Gotta wonder what Moffat had been reading…

I laughed at Thompson and Ibsen.

I call shenanigans on the Poe.  Poe was found dead in an alley after having been missing for three days.  Ain’t nobody knows what killed him (it could have been any of a dozen or more things, that guy was a wreck), let alone what he had to say about it.

I’ve seen the Shaw attributed to many people who are just as likely to have said it, so I continue not to know what to believe.

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herewaskendra:

thewallsofconcrete:

An Exotic Dancer Demonstrates That Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself, After Undercover Police Officers Arrested Her In Florida

Dorothy Counts – The First Black Girl To Attend An All-White School In The United States – Being Teased And Taunted By Her White Male Peers At Charlotte’s Harry Harding High School, 1957

Austrian Boy Receives New Shoes During WWII

Jewish Prisoners After Being Liberated From A Death Train, 1945

The Graves Of A Catholic Woman And Her Protestant Husband, Holland, 1888

A Lone Man Refusing To Do The Nazi Salute, 1936

Job Hunting In 1930’s

German Soldiers React To Footage Of Concentration Camps, 1945

Residents Of West Berlin Show Children To Their Grandparents Who Reside On The Eastern Side, 1961

Acrobats Balance On Top Of The Empire State Building, 1934

Mafia Boss Joe Masseria Lays Dead On A Brooklyn Restaurant Floor Holding The Ace Of Spades, 1931

Lesbian Couple At Le Monocle, Paris, 1932

The Most Beautiful Suicide – Evelyn Mchale Leapt To Her Death From The Empire State Building, 1947

The Remains Of The Astronaut Vladimir Komarov, A Man Who Fell From Space, 1967

Race Organizers Attempt To Stop Kathrine Switzer From Competing In The Boston Marathon. She Became The First Woman To Finish The Race, 1967

Harold Whittles Hearing Sound For The First Time, 1974

Nikola Tesla Sitting In His Laboratory With His “Magnifying Transmitter”


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Wow

rose-tylers:

Don’t even try without smiling.

queensweasley:

“Time And Relative Dimension In Space. TARDIS for short.”

yesterdaysprint:

Democrat and Chronicle, Rochester, New York, December 26, 1895
Harrisburg Telegraph, Pennsylvania, February 13, 1920
The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, February 26, 1922
El Paso Herald, Texas, October 30, 1926
The Lincoln Star, Nebraska, June 19, 1932